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”Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” -Audrey Hepburn

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firelorcl:

firelorcl:

my new style

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dear friends, here is a brief psa

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.

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vinebox:

YAGA gone wrong

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The Last Thing America Needs: The KKK Forms A Neighborhood Watch Group

projectqueer:

People in the area: PLEASE be careful. These people are armed and police do not seem to care much about this issue. (Surprise, surprise).

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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